AUTHORS NOTE
The following is not the story of just a single trip to Colombia, but
rather a melange of tales taken from half a decade of travel to Colombia.
I have, for ease of reading, made no distinction between the dates of
my Colombian trips or the surfers I was with at the time. Though I have
tried to be objective with my portrayal of Colombia and, hopefully,
have painted the nation in a positive light there is no getting away
from the fact that Colombia remains a nation a war with itself and is,
in places, highly dangerous. Therefore neither this magazine nor I recommend
that you visit Colombia at the present time.
BITTER SWEET KISS
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Images, words and encounters
all creating impressions, contrasting and fighting against one and other.
A thousand pictures whirl through my mind and even now, after so much
time, I have no idea which one to believe in. At times sensuous, exotic
and compelling, at others dangerous and deceitful, if theres any
country in the world that can be described as sexy, then its Colombia.
And like so many before us, we were drawn to her, seduced by her mystery
and the promise of her delights.
Over the years she has enticed
people too her for many different reasons. Some, like the earliest Spanish
conquistadors, raped her of all the treasures she had to give and then
left her abandoned. Others have found themselves so caught up in her
passion that they are unable to leave, whilst many more have been pulled
into her embrace by gold, coffee, and emeralds, but then, once she had
the world enchanted under her spell, she delivered a deadly kiss.
In 2005, 5% of the worlds
population between the ages of fifteen and sixty-four used illegal drugs
at least once and today there are over fourteen million users of cocaine
worldwide with the US, followed by the UK and Spain, being the largest
single market. The vast majority of coke on the streets of the US comes
from Colombia, where it creates massive profits for the drugs cartels
and, as it seeps into every aspect of existence in this beautiful country,
slowly sends Colombia cascading over the brink into a humanitarian crisis
that the UN has called the worst in the western hemisphere.
Late evening in the city
of Medellin and the streets are emptying fast; people scurry back to
their homes and hide behind the solid iron bars that shield every window
and every door of the city. Freshly arrived only hours before, were
Colombias newest victims and shes gone out of her way to
put on her most desirable face for us, beautiful dark eyes have surrounded
us from the moment we stepped off the plane and a hotel mini-bar has
given us the courage to go beyond the iron bars and onto the streets
for our first date with Colombia. At first, like everyone else, we are
captivated by her relaxed and playful smile, but as the evening wears
on she becomes slowly more moody and spiteful. The girls, whom she sends
slinking up too our bar table come with hidden extras angry pimps,
who emerge from the shadows to glare and demand our money and, like
a Jekyll and Hyde story, her split personality has been revealed to
us and this other side is much blacker. With the highest kidnap rate
in the world, an ongoing guerrilla insurgency, paramilitary death squads
and the massively powerful drugs cartels, it really is little wonder
that the central government seems to have almost totally lost control
of her. Every single day we would wake up to the news of more bombs
and more gun battles, and it became clear that if we wanted a taste
of her jewels, then we would have to be prepared to journey through
all her wild and unpredictable personalities.
Conflict has swayed across
Colombia for sixty years now. What began as a struggle between poor
farm workers and wealthy landowners has morphed its way through the
Cold War, the War on Terror and the War on Drugs and in its wake it
has left an impossibly tangled web of lies and deceit. Funded by drugs
and extortion the left-wing guerrillas battle both the army and a right-wing
paramilitary that was originally established by the leaders of the drug
cartels - yet is indirectly supported by the government. Meanwhile the
poor terrorised farmers, whom everybody claims to be fighting for, are
being massacred in their thousands by all sides in a war that, in reality,
saw politics and compassion long ago leave the scene to be replaced
with the simple truth that, funded by the Wests addiction to Colombias
white powder kiss, has turned into nothing more than a free for all
over control of the drug fields.
Long known as, the
murder capital of the world, Medellin is Colombia in miniature.
Its a city that prides itself on its energy and sophistication,
but whose other face looks just like a stunning starlet who cannot get
enough of a bad thing. For, as if the war taking place in the cocaine
killing fields of the countryside werent sufficient, Medellin
has long been the leading lady in a vicious urban war, that, after cancer,
has helped elevate drug fuelled urban crime into the biggest killer
in Colombia today. For many years the city was essentially ruled by
one man, Pablo Escobar, boss of what, at the time, was the most powerful
drugs cartel in the world. El Patrons reign may have come
to an end in a splattering of bullets in 1993, but his legacy is remembered
in a monument to peace placed in a city centre park that, in what could
be seen as an ironic joke, was ripped apart by a bomb placed beside
it by Escobars cronies.
This Colombia of destruction
and news headlines is the one that we all know about, but as much as
possible this story is not about headlines. This story is about the
other Colombia, the beautiful Colombia of colour, love, passion and
a people who live life with a greater intensity than anyone else I have
ever met and its this Colombia that we hoped to encounter when
we flew north from Medellin, to the Caribbean coast. Wed heard
that things were mellower up here and that shed be gentle with
us and true enough it was smiles and sunshine all round. Palm trees
tangoed in the wind; there were white sand beaches in abundance and
a snow-coated mountain standing defiant just back from the ocean. This
was the Colombia that you dont hear of, the Colombia of salsa,
rum and good times, but were there waves? Our first port of call were
the jungle beaches close to the holiday town of Santa Marta, and here
it seemed we had it all, a quiet beach skirted by the greenest of trees,
a place to hang our hammocks and an empty line-up of punchy beach break
waves bouncing off a granite boulder and forming zippy rights. We didnt
suffice ourselves with this one wave though and, in our search for other
beaches, we covered miles of tracks, trails and roads that led to small
beaches divided by pink hued rock headlands. Sometimes wed be
rewarded with a fun little shore break, but more often than not, wed
travel miles only to be greeted with messy, wind bruised closeouts slamming
down with no form or finesse.
A glaring light and burning
sand plains, even with a lady of such contradictions this wasteland
was unexpected. Cabo de la Vela is a bulb shaped peninsula of empty
desert, in what was once a forgotten corner of the Caribbean, but now,
on its desiccated and parched gravel plains roam the bad men of Colombia.
For its off the coves of this twisted shoreline that her most
renowned export is pushed far out into the Caribbean and onwards to
a world thats ever more desperate for a kiss laced in coke. We
slept on the beach at the edge of a small fishing village of corrugated
huts set around a wide bay and, despite the bounty in the surrounding
sea, we found that food was scarce and for much of the time we went
hungry. With no roads and little transport, we found ourselves spending
several hours a day walking through this scorched wilderness in our
hunt for waves. On our first day we scrambled over rock strewn hills
to the northern tip of the peninsula, where we came upon a miniature
right hand point break. It was barely big enough to ride, but we were
given a glimpse of its possibilities as it broke into a near constant
offshore wind and peeled down the edge of cliffs for fifty metres or
more; a hollow take-off subsiding into a gentle wall, which in turn
gave way to a racy inside section. If wed been there a week earlier
when the swell was bigger, then who knows what watery bliss Colombia
could have given us. It was returning from this wave late one evening,
when Colombia instead gave us a taste of her evil wrath. Lost deep in
our own thoughts, silently trudging over a sandy plain, we didnt
even notice the parked truck until we were almost on top of it. And
by then it was too late; wed been spotted and from around the
back of it emerged half a dozen scruffily dressed men, Kalashnikov rifles
hanging lethargically from their hands. We stopped dead, caught our
breath and began slowly to back away. They started to shout and waved
us over to them, but with no idea as to whether we were facing friend
or foe we turned and ran towards a low ridge. Three of them followed
us on foot and it became a tense few moments; horror stories flashed
through my mind and I begun to question the sense of a surf trip here.
It wasnt until we were able to duck out of the way behind the
ridge and that it became clear that our pursuers had given up the chase,
that we felt able to breath easy. Even though we never saw them again
this incident brought it home to us, this was no flirtatious game we
were playing, for Colombia could hate us.
This encounter sent us into
a whirl of doubts and we spun about and shot down the coast to the safety
of the polished vanilla yellow city of Cartegana. A city that, with
its bougainvillea crammed wooden balconies and bubbly street life is
almost idyllic. Its plazas and boulevards are like an endless circus
parade, there are mime artists with ghost white faces and dozens of
sooty black painted human statues. There was the man conducting street
puppet shows and the best jugglers I had ever seen. Theres an
old historian and author who quoted the classics and looked the perfect
part in bow tie and panama hat and the twenty-something girl who kissed
me on the cheek and slipped me her phone number as she passed. There
were the soldiers with machine guns who fed the pigeons in a flower
filled square and the dirty kids, high on glue, who worked the Monday
afternoon street crowds. Sitting on ancient city walls, eating ice-cream
and watching a small right hander breaking below us, unmolested and
uncaring to all the moods of this city, it was easy to forget that Colombia
could despise us and, with our faith restored in her, we packed our
bags and, like gallant knights of old, set forth to conquer her heart.
From the moment we arrived
in Colombia, we knew that the journey we were about to undertake would
always be the toughest challenge we would face here. The massive countryside
of the Pacific coast is one of the least known places on the entire
continent, the rain comes down in such torrents that it can wash away
houses and makes any attempt at road construction futile. Walls of dense
jungle, rampant malaria, little communication with the outside world
and a strange little insect that eats people from the inside out have
all combined to make this one of the worlds last great, unexplored
wildernesses. Our launch pad to the secret heart of Colombia was the
seedy port town of Buenaventura, sitting on the Pacific shoreline, it
is, in every sense of the word, as far removed from glowing Cartegana
as you can get. This small and water-logged town is a hotbed of armed
illegal groups and is one of only three places on the entire Colombian
Pacific coast that can be reached by road. For a man after a wave this
lack of roads means there is only one way in which to travel and so
we set out with enthusiasm to find a boat to carry us southward in a
hunt for waves. This turned out to be a hot and frustrating task and
no-one seemed keen to take us, but eventually our persistence paid off
and late one evening, as the sun sunk from the sky, we pulled out of
the port on a rotten wooden cargo boat and, leaving behind the sticky
mangrove swamps that surrounded the town, we set sail, destined for
a place we didnt know. That night was rough, cockroaches crawled
over our bodies and the intensity of the heat kept me from sleeping.
Instead I spent much of the night sat on the deck with the rain pattering
down around me, listening to the rhythmic chugging of the engine and
the occasional eerie cry from the distant forest. The next morning revealed
a leaden sky and heavy rain drumming at the boats deck, we were no longer
out at sea, but were moving ever so slowly through a watery maze of
river channels and impenetrable forest. Just as I started to think that
mans influence no longer existed in this world of giant trees, we came
upon a village, where it seemed as if the whole population had gathered
on the river bank to greet our arrival. Our boat was continuing its
journey upriver, and so left us here; we had no real idea as to where
we were and not much more as to where we wanted to go. Small motorboats
were leaving for other misplaced jungle villages and we clambered onto
one whose owner assured us he was heading towards the sea and possible
waves.
Wet, cold and shivering,
we sat huddled out of the rain under a sheet of polythene with the other
passengers, we were drifting at the whim of nature, caught in eddies
and currents, bouncing off muddy river banks and drifting to a halt
on shallow sand bars, this was natures domain and we had no control
over her. Our driver had failed to bring enough fuel with him for the
whole of our journey and now we had nothing to do but wait. Eventually,
with the help of the currents and some paddling we reached a tiny village
of wooden stilt houses, where, with much reluctance, the headman was
persuaded to sell us some fuel. Through narrow river channels and backwater
tributaries we continued our journey, passing under the great canopies
of trees, the rain continued to fall in torrents and all around us was
the misty silence of the forest.
Then finally, and without
warning, it happened. We rounded a corner and there, peeling down the
side of the river bank, were head high waves, unseen, unsurfed waves.
We were amazed, we hadnt even realized that we were near the sea,
and to be honest, Im still not sure that we were. All around us
was jungle and the ocean felt a long way off. The waves were strange,
unlike anything any of us had ever before seen and they can only really
be described as bore waves, but ones that broke in regular sets, they
were long, but fat, good for plank riders. It was however a creepy place,
trees overhung the waves and the water was a thick, sludgy brown, its
inhabitants unknown. From this point on it happened again and again,
we would sink back into a black river passage and the sea could be a
hundred kilometres away, but rounding a corner and a wave would spring
up, always they were strange, we had the feeling that they werent
quite real, that this was just a one off occurrence. Some peeled down
the riverbanks for hundreds of metres, others broke onto shallow sandbars
and were hollow, but maybe none had ever before seen a surfer. Even
now, I could never really point to a map and show you exactly where
we were; it felt to me as if reality were fading and that maybe those
river channels had carried us back in time to a prehistoric surf world,
whose true potential may never be known to anyone but the occasional
village fisherman whose life is spent fighting the hidden waves of the
river. Eventually our journey through the untamed jungles of southern
Colombia came to a halt somewhere near the border of Ecuador. We left
the boat feeling dazed and beaten and I couldnt help but wonder
if those waves really had existed or were they just mysterious images
that had drifted into focus deep in the dark guts of the forest?
From here the plan had been
simple - catch a boat over the border to the playful waves of Ecuador,
but in the end things didnt follow this path and it proved too
complicated to charter a boat. Instead we found ourselves on a bus,
heading back inland to the official border crossing, with heads ducked
low, out of sight of the guns that lined the road, behind which stood
the guerrillas who are helping to tear the tormented heart of Colombia
to pieces. It was her bitter goodbye kiss to us, and our final glimpse
into the cauldron of moods and personalities that sit behind the dark
and compelling eyes of every irresistible mistress.
As always thanks to Oceansurf Publications, www.oceansurfpublications.co.uk
and C-Skins Wetsuits, www.c-skins.com
for sending us on such a seductive date.
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